This is a true story.
Allow me to present you with a knock-off mini “radio show” re-enactment of an event that took place at Wendy’s in Eufaula, Alabama—Summer of 1987.
The major players were:
- Grandma, aka Mother
- Me, aka Lady G
- Poor random guy at the drive-thru window
The whole thing was poorly written, poorly voiced and produced on the fly by Lady G.
Enjoy:
Mother and The Wendy’s Drive-thru Sign: Run time: 1:48 (Not even two minutes)
too funny….those drive throughs can be so dang tight to drive through, bet it was their fault the sign was too close the elderly turning lane…you know the one where there isn’t one and they run over the curb? ha ha….just joking, I run over the curb all the time. Try the son of baconator next time…..yummy goodness ❤
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LOL!!! “Elderly turning lane” ROTFLMAO!!!!
It was so embarrassing but yet FUN! Crazy huh?
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I’m sure I’ve done worse….I think….but then again maybe not💋😇
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Either she really wanted that Diet Pepsi, or she just made an honest mistake!
See…all that voice talent! This was so funny! Thanks for the smiles, Twin!
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Everybody is talking about Mother’s revenge! LOL!!! No diet Pepsi? The HELL you say!
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LOL great reenactment and hilarious situation. You know what I say? Her tearing that sign up was justice. Pure revenge! If they actually HAD the drink she wanted none of this would’ve happened! =D
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ROTFLMAO!!!
Imma change the title to “Mother gets Revenge!”
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LMAO. Girl, did you stop her from driving at that point?
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LOL!!! Chile, mother kept driving for a few years after that! You can’t keep a good woman down!
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LMAO. I would have died. Did she ever go back to the Wendy’s?
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LOL!!! Hell to da naw! 😂
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That’s good. Girl, my grandma would have probably gone back and not cared.
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LOL!! Love that about your granny!
Don’t get me wrong, Mother was as feisty as they come; you didn’t want to cross her but she was just too embarrassed to go back after that.
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Hahahaha, OMG, awesome!! 🤣
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Why is it that we always get that same person at the drive thru window, Lady G? You know the one that makes us repeat our order 10 different ways and then when we get to them, they present us with something that we didn’t ask for? SMH. I would probably run over the sign on purpose. Funny bit.
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I know right. That same dude is everywhere. But, after Mother hit that sign, the guy working the window that day was like…please take your food and go!
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LOL. Get your orders correct & then I won’t have to do this again!
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Loved the dialogue! Yep, my mom was the same way, had to tell someone when she’d done wrong. By the way, that burger photo is makin’ me think I need one! 🙂
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LOL!! Thank you 🙂 And yes, that burger is boss! 🙂
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What in the world lol 😂 😂😂 you and Mother out there tearing up people’s restaurants??? Lol
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Girl me and mother done tore that thang up! LOL!!! That man wanted us to hurry up and get out of there 🙂 LOL!!
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Lmao and I was laughing and you and your voices lol
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LOL! I got bout 300 of ’em😂😂😂
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Lmao
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What? ONLY 300 Lady G? That’s nothing!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAASSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello M’Lady! I was just speaking of you in the comments section of my latest post. Good things of course!
BTW 300 is a conservative estimate. LOL!!!!
YAAAASSSS!
Hope you’re doing well my sweet 🙂
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Your Right Honourable Lady G – what a pleasure to entertain your comments on such a fine day (no! I’m not on anything – yet! lol)
You did recognise the (well meant) sarcasm of ‘only 300’? hahaha
Now – let me scroll and see what good things you are saying about me …ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I got the sarcasm M’Lady 🙂 It made me smile 🙂
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now go see my patois on your latest post! Guaranteed to crack you up!! YAAASSSS!!!!!!!!!!
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Done and done! Loved it 😂
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That was great!
I loved the character voices Gwin, There’s an audio book in there y’know (I love audio books)
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YAAAAY! I’m so glad that you were able to open it and listen to it this time. Thank you for the compliment my friend 🙂
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Yep! I shifted from using Internet Explorer to Microsoft Edge for WP access and it works a treat 😃!
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Good! I’ll have many more audio podcasts coming down the pipeline. This is my third one I think.
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Looking forward to those Gwin 😃.
Ah well g’night.
Take care you and yours.
Roger
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Take care my friend and sleep well 🙂
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🙂>>>>>>😴
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Hilarious!
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Hi Robert! It’s good to ‘see’ you. I’m glad it tickled your funny bone 🙂
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It did!
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🙏🏾
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Reblogged this on Crazy Pasta Child.
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Thank you for the reblog 🙂
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Thank you for great blog
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This was a riot!! :))) ❤
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LOL 🙂 Thank you Anna
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A very good story. Thanks for sharing!
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Thank you Henrietta 🙂
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You are welcome!
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Hilarious!!!
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LOL!!! I’m glad you liked it! It was horrible at the time though.
I was 18 and I just wanted to sink down to the floor boards of the car!
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Wait wait wait so the guy at the drive thru didn’t even tell y’all how much the food cost? Smh. Hahahhahahahaha
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Nope…he just shoved the food out the window and said…y’all go head on and have a nice day. He probably was glad to see us go! LOL!
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This sounded like ‘Pinky and Perky’ to me Lady G. It wasn’t very clear at all! lol Anyhow, from reading your’s and Ron’s comments I think I got the jist of it. Memories are precious aren’t they?! Thanks for sharing and I got to hear your voice – YEAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
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such creative, humor and positive post…Bravo!
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Thank you so much my friend 🙂 I really appreciate that comment.
Thanks for stopping by 🌷
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Cuz, that was awesomely funny! So was the dude just trying to get ya’ll on out the way or what? Shoot, I would’ve just drove on up to the window and not said anything. See, the older generation valued things like honesty and integrity. They had good home-training. LOL
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I know right? It was important to her to take ownership. She wanted them to come out and evaluate the situation so that she would know what she needed to pay in damages.
But it seems that ol’ boy at the window felt so sorry for her that he just said, “Y’all g’won on!”
You remember she had that long silver Delta 88? That thing was longer than a aircraft carrier!
It wasn’t funny then but it’s HILARIOUS when I think about it now. LOL!!!
Thanks cuz!
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Yeah, it’s funny with a little time tinging it. lol
I remember that big car.
See, folks now would be trying to figure out how NOT to pay! lol
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EXACTLY!!!
“Man, I didn’t do it….that was like that when we pulled up!” LOL!!!!
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😂😂😂😂
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